THE CINEMA AND FILMS HELP ME LEARN SO MUCH

Mum has always said the right film can sometimes teacher me more than she can , at home I like to watch the Big Bang theory all the time I never get fed up watching it again and again . Yesterday me, Cameron and mum went to watch Skyfall the new James Bond film it was friday afternoon so there weren’t to many people at the cinema . mum always takes us to the odeon cinema because it’s not in town and Cameron doesn’t have to mix or get confused by lots of people , he has a massive problems with this it’s called social phobia and with OCD on top everything becomes hard for him . mum has to get him prepared and ready , he will only go out if its something he really really wants to do but he knows mum never really jumps surprises on him she never forces him to do things . I am lucky I havent got bad social phobia like Cameron , mum said I am a little social butterfly , its one of those metaphors again ! I use to think she was saying i am a butterfly but it means I can talk to different people , I am trying to learn to talk to people about things they like but it seems impossible because I only like talking about what I like , so that part of me is just like Sheldon Cooper  but mum helps we have to sit around the dinning table , we play a game were we have counters and we talk to each other and if I mention big bang , minecraft and my plans for africa I lose a counter , Cameron is not allowed to mention skyrim and special effects in films , he likes to work out hows it’s all done he’s clever like that , I always lose the most counters . Well James Bond was brilliant mum loved his old Aston martin I love her so I will buy her one when I am rich , Cameron loved all the effects , M told James he made the best spy because he was an orphan  I did’nt know what that was so mum explained , I wouldn’t want my mum or dad to die so I could be a good spy and drinking too much made James Bond hand shaky so I decided I wont drink ever , Cameron once drank a small tin of pimms without mum knowing , mum told him his aspie brain is not that clever because he would have known to get rid of the evidence Cameron made a promise never to do it again ,  kids with Autism don’t lie . after the film we had a laugh in the car we said what we would have to do to be james bond , mum was laughing because Cameron’s a really good at shooting targets and he has the good looks but he wouldn’t be able to walk into all the places james goes because of his social phobia and he couldn’t just kiss any girl , we decided I wouldn’t have a problem kissing pretty girls that would be easy for me but  because im clumsy I would most probably fall and shot the wrong person or even shoot myself in the foot plus james has to lie and we couldn’t do that . mum said perhaps the spy business is not for me and Cameron . Cameron got in a bit of a state about the ejector seat in james bond car as he wouldn’t see how that can work because you would press the button and the person would just hit their head on the roof of the car ! mum explained if you had a soft top or the roof down it would work fine , I don’t know anyone i would want to eject , Cameron knows one person he would eject , mum explained  her list would be long .

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