Mum has always said the right film can sometimes teacher me more than she can , at home I like to watch the Big Bang theory all the time I never get fed up watching it again and again . Yesterday me, Cameron and mum went to watch Skyfall the new James Bond film it was friday afternoon so there weren’t to many people at the cinema . mum always takes us to the odeon cinema because it’s not in town and Cameron doesn’t have to mix or get confused by lots of people , he has a massive problems with this it’s called social phobia and with OCD on top everything becomes hard for him . mum has to get him prepared and ready , he will only go out if its something he really really wants to do but he knows mum never really jumps surprises on him she never forces him to do things . I am lucky I havent got bad social phobia like Cameron , mum said I am a little social butterfly , its one of those metaphors again ! I use to think she was saying i am a butterfly but it means I can talk to different people , I am trying to learn to talk to people about things they like but it seems impossible because I only like talking about what I like , so that part of me is just like Sheldon Cooper but mum helps we have to sit around the dinning table , we play a game were we have counters and we talk to each other and if I mention big bang , minecraft and my plans for africa I lose a counter , Cameron is not allowed to mention skyrim and special effects in films , he likes to work out hows it’s all done he’s clever like that , I always lose the most counters . Well James Bond was brilliant mum loved his old Aston martin I love her so I will buy her one when I am rich , Cameron loved all the effects , M told James he made the best spy because he was an orphan I did’nt know what that was so mum explained , I wouldn’t want my mum or dad to die so I could be a good spy and drinking too much made James Bond hand shaky so I decided I wont drink ever , Cameron once drank a small tin of pimms without mum knowing , mum told him his aspie brain is not that clever because he would have known to get rid of the evidence Cameron made a promise never to do it again , kids with Autism don’t lie . after the film we had a laugh in the car we said what we would have to do to be james bond , mum was laughing because Cameron’s a really good at shooting targets and he has the good looks but he wouldn’t be able to walk into all the places james goes because of his social phobia and he couldn’t just kiss any girl , we decided I wouldn’t have a problem kissing pretty girls that would be easy for me but because im clumsy I would most probably fall and shot the wrong person or even shoot myself in the foot plus james has to lie and we couldn’t do that . mum said perhaps the spy business is not for me and Cameron . Cameron got in a bit of a state about the ejector seat in james bond car as he wouldn’t see how that can work because you would press the button and the person would just hit their head on the roof of the car ! mum explained if you had a soft top or the roof down it would work fine , I don’t know anyone i would want to eject , Cameron knows one person he would eject , mum explained her list would be long .
THE DENTIST WITH LAUGHING GAS IS JUST THE BEST
Hello everyone , I havent posted for a while so I have loads of catching up to do . As you all know by now I hate cleaning my teeth I don’t like the dentist this causes issues between me and mum , it’s the only thing she gets on high horse about that’s a metaphor for being grumpy and thinking you know best . I am getting better at theses mums giving me training with Michael Barton’s book . Tim Cameron’s best friend done a project at school about it and the book the curious incident of a dog in the night-time , Tim had to make up idioms and make a special book , tim wanted to show mum because he knows she’s proud of him for telling his class what its like to have aspergers . Well I have to see Jayne now because she’s the only dentist at my special dentist centre that can give laughing gas , Cameron has the irish man he’s really funny with red hair . He said to Cameron ive heard everything from children Cameron replied I am not sure about the Irish you are always baddies in films and I don’t know if I can trust you , mum told Cameron that’s not nice to say but Cameron then told her all the films were Irish people are baddies , of course Cameron was right . mum said its only films not real life Cameron and you have cousins that are Irish , Cameron’s list was long he knows everything about films his brain works that way , but the dentist laughed and said no ones said that , and he’s from northern Ireland and they are all OK , Cameron said are you kidding they the worse ! . well Jayne put me in the chair and showed me the laughing gas thing that goes over your face and I had to do exercises in the chair which I thought was strange but I got some pins and needles in my hands but then I was floating it was amazing , ive always wanted to float and here I am floating I loved the feeling it was magic . I could hear mum laughing as I said I was floating I thought she would be worried about me floating but she was happy , its strange having your teeth done while floating . when it was over I felt a bit sad about not having laughing gas and floating , Jayne said don’t worry I can have laughing gas on check ups . I asked Jayne about having some gas at home the bottles are only about 20 pound but the special equipment they go in are thousands and thousands , when I get home I am googling that . Jayne went through all the tooth pastes in her draw and I had tried everyone , she said even try to brush you teeth with water ,when Jayne does teacher training for other dentists i am going to be her pretend patient and I can have laughing gas . mums got me a special jet wash for mouth she said she had to sell a kidney to buy it but she’s joking , Grandad had a kidney out when he got cancer that makes mum sad because she misses her Dad but he’s with Brambles our dog in Heaven , we put Brambles in Grandad’s coffin because he loved her a lot , she use to drive around with Grandad in his van . Mum said we’ve spent hundreds on different toothbrushes and toothpaste so perhaps it would pay for it self which really doesn’t make sense the jetwash paying for it self , it cant do that it’s not a real person ! but anyway it jets everywhere and ive jetwashed the bathroom mum said I have to do my jetwash over the bath as I cant control myself over the sink I got all the cotton buds wet , toilet paper wet , mirror soaking because I was watching myself jetwash my teeth. anyway Jayne loved me and she hugged me i am her favourite boy and she is going to watch the big bang theory because its my best ever programme and I love Sheldon who I want to meet , mum said if I meet Sheldon the actor he wouldn’t be like Sheldon sometimes mum is really silly it’s not like he wears a mask he will be just like Sheldon . so if your kid is like me then find a dentist with laughing gas its the best and they wont worry about having their teeth done , mum said she’s not sure I should suggest the jetwash for your teeth yet until ive done a full trial and Jayne has seen my teeth again .
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